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07

May

AND I’M BACK!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF MY INTERNET KINGDOM! I KNOW YOU HAVE MISSED ME WHILE  I WAS GONE, NO?

Well, for the record, My grandmother and I were called upon late one night last week on “important secret business.” Tres creepy, oui? Anyway, we get driven to an airport, taken to a cab, and the next thing you know?

I’M IN NEW YORK CITY! It turns out that my lovely friends have remembered my birthday, and flew me all the way across the pond for it! It was an absolutely dear party. You’re wondering what the rest of the week was for? Mostly recovering from the champagne and sight seeing. 

Unfortunately however, they didn’t give me time to pick up Harry, or I would have taken her with me.

Oh well, now I’m back. Photos will be up shortly!

harrythewatson-ssrp:

OHMYGAWDYOUHAVEASWING.

I’ve told you dear, my house has six floors. We have everything. Wait till I show you the hidden library, you’ll flip.

harrythewatson-ssrp:

OHMYGAWDYOUHAVEASWING.

I’ve told you dear, my house has six floors. We have everything. Wait till I show you the hidden library, you’ll flip.

26

Apr

My house. Creepy as god knows what? I think so. I mean, who would think these houses even exist anymore? Jesus.
Still. Harry and I are having a pretty good time inside of it. :)

My house. Creepy as god knows what? I think so. I mean, who would think these houses even exist anymore? Jesus.

Still. Harry and I are having a pretty good time inside of it. :)

Texts: Harry > Irene

Harry:
Hey, you still alive?
Irene:
Hey, yeah I'm fine hun. :) Hey... could we talk after school today? Nothing's wrong, i just have a question.
Harry:
Sure, Ask away.
Irene:
Ok so... I'm sorry, I know I said I'd avoid this, I just needed to know... are we a... thing?
Harry:
I... dunno. Yes? Maybe? Do you want to be a... a thing?
Irene:
Oh don't push that on me! Of /course/ I do. Well... I did when I thought you wanted it too. But I don't want you dat... doing this just for my sake. I'm more than happy just being your friend. I want to know if /you/ honestly want to be something with me.
Harry:
I do! I'd love to! I just... I'm frankly terrified and I don't know why. I just... this is a bit heavy. Ya ken? But... why not. Sure. Go for it, Adler.
Irene:
Well in that case... yay! :D To... i dunno, celebrate, I shall take you out to dinner tomorrow night. But I won't tell you where, oh no. It's a surprise. ;)
Harry:
Awesome. Do I need to like, dress up or sommat? (I will never wear a skirt. Ever. Or a dress.)
Irene:
Dressy pants and any shirt work. One other thing. Can I, you know, tell people? Or call you my... I dunno. (Gosh I'm never this annoyingly inarticulate.)
Harry:
I... suppose? I mean, in for a penny, in for a pound, yeah? Why sneak into the rabbit hole when you can jump?
Irene:
My philosophy exactly! :) I mean, who'd wanna hide you? ;)

24

Apr

Texts: Irene > Jim

Irene:
Well look who's here in deed. My darling Jim I had no idea you attended my new school. You're very good at slithering under the radar aren't you? I haven't seen you since... what was it? That awful New Years party in Kent last year?
Jim:
Irene. Same can't be said for you, m'afraid (;< You've been leaving trails everywhere. Been expecting you for weeks now. Almost thought you weren't gonna turn up at all~ ...I don't know what /that/ abomination was last year, but it wasn't a party, that's for sure.
Jim:
Moved in near the Holmes family, I see...?
Irene:
Ever thought I like being on the radar? It keeps handsome guys like you watching me daily and nightly. ;) And yes, I'm right across from them actually. Sherlock's a Cute kid, hmm?
Irene:
Dear Jim. Good job hacking into Sherlock's friend phone. Sherlock's right by the way, John's sister is totally bent. Now she's all grumpy though. Pity, I like her. Family ties are fun, no?
Jim:
Oh, I don't know, seems just like you're losing your touch, Irene! :O You know your flirting doesn't work with me (;
Jim:
The phone hacking--bit of an accident actually. It's not as if they don't broadcast their whole soap opera at school anyway. It's almost appalling how obvious they make it. ...N'aww, better luck next time~! Family ties are there to be broken; the fun comes being there and watching 'em as they break.
Jim:
............................................................ Tell me you're not serious about Sherlock.
Irene:
No honestly. He's precious in the "kitten who doesn't realize the limb he's standing on is about to break" sort of way. I wouldn't know about the school gossip anyway, seeing as I'm three years above them. But still, One night on the town with me and their all in a huff. I love it.